Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen

I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap

by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020

baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020

Batter

A girl/boy that cakes their face in make up so much that they look like an accrual clown.

The word is very versatile in a sentence, e.g “her face is bare batter”, “she’s such a batter”, “he’s battered”

by Stinkerbellfairy August 2, 2020

battero

Battering the butter to bite it in bits

Oh battero!

by Ashirva October 14, 2020

Batter

A mixture of a good natter with some great banter too.

Can’t wait to meet up and have a good old batter.

by Mischief Kirwan March 2, 2021

battery acid kink

when you feel a little riled up by some battery acid

“i like to chug battery acid during sex”
“that’s kinky”
“yeah i have a battery acid kink”

by iminfrenchclass March 3, 2021

Battery

Electricity with an expiration date

This battery is brand-new!

by RandomLoser123 January 14, 2021