cock sucking bastard

cock sucking bastard.Adj.-Often refered to as cock sucking bastard by their mate or fucking companion when dissappointed. Verb-A homosexual who is literally sucking a cock and has no father figure.

Ki-Ki: My boy friend went and threw his saggie nuts arond on some skanky slut.
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!

by Nicole September 19, 2003

Barnard College

we are rich, beautiful, fashionable and incredibly sexy! we make the upper west side worth going to, we make men pray that they can get into Columbia University, and we make the Columbia College girls wish they had stayed home. we wear shoes that cost more than your house, and carry bags worth more than your life. we celebrate our celebrity alums Martha Stewart, Joan Rivers, Cyntha Nixon, and many many more! We are the best the brightest and the best looking, if you want to rule the world GO TO BARNARD!

I wish I could be a Barnard Woman!

by School Girls are a boys best friend May 6, 2005

Bastardisation

A cover version of something, most commonly used as a musical term. Used to describe a 'song' as worse than the original or any predecessor.

That bastardisation of 'Stairway to Heaven' is awful.

by Ingram January 8, 2004

Batard

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

Insufferable bastard

A person who exceeds the usual insult of bastard, a complete arse hole.

"kieran Walshaw. what an insufferable bastard."

by Nobody inparticular October 10, 2012

minge teasin bastard

born of bo' selecta, this term is used when scary spice wants some of patsy but patsy declines. funny as. can be used when a girl teases another boy/girl.

your a minge teasin bastard

by Stu2theG January 30, 2005

gay bastard

A bastard who is also gay. gay + bastard. That simple.

Why did some gay bastard define these two words as one?

by kryptonpirate September 27, 2006