The Barrel

A virtual place where work-shy, lower league football fans talk about cheese, who has the biggest away support, stories of how much alcohol you can consume without needing a piss and everything else in an attempt not to do any work.

Which cunt got The Barrel shut down this time?

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

barreller

to sniff/ gank large amounts of cocaine regularely on several occasionions

a " hey man john is a huge barreller these days eh" b " ya man john is deep into the ol nose candy/snot rocket"

by barreler123 November 20, 2011

Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.

I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk

by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017

Barrel with legs

Fat or large weiner dog (daushund)

Look at Chico he's a Barrel with Legs!

by Jesse v December 21, 2007

barrelpusher

slang; retard

Morgan: When was jesus born?
Emaley: Morgan, don't be such a barrelpusher.

by bahagaga January 7, 2010

Bartell

In dentistry, a "bartell" is the name given to a tooth that is an anatomical anomaly. In order to be labeled a "bartell", the remaining teeth in one's grill must be generally accepted as normal, or even above average, thus drawing even more attention to the one "ugly duckling" or "retarded cousin". Examples of bartells include a single yellow tooth, a single decaying tooth, or a single chipped tooth. Bartells can originate from any number of ways, including a cavity, genetics, or an errant beer bottle drunkenly thrust into one's mouth. A "bartell" can transform one's entire appearance, making even the hottest chick look like an inbred redneck.

"Damn son, that girl would be fine but I just can't look past her frickin' bartell."

"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."

by philthyphil February 3, 2010

Barzella

1. vivacious and spirited, a charismatic person
2. politically correct
3. tyrant to animals
4. proper noun, first name (ranked 272,082 with only 6 people in the United States having the first name Barzella)

My dog peed the house, and I went barzella on him.

I really like your friend, she is very barzella.

by b.h.l. February 3, 2010