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Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.

Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."

Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
Big Joe by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009
Related Words
big ounce (plural) - professional street nigga
we have to beat the living shit out of big ounce.
big ounce by Disappointment_deputy September 29, 2017
Damn, 8600 points? No one's touching the Big MC's
big mc's by Bob Hope March 2, 2005

Big Maria 

A shit so enormous it fills an entire toilet bowl.
My tummy is rumbling, I think I might have to take a Big Maria.
Big Maria by DV78 February 7, 2009

Big Stranger Rodeo 

An instance in which a small person, encouraged by a group of friends, jumps on the back of a comparatively large stranger, or person they do not know. The intent is to stay on the stranger for 8 seconds while the large, strange person ponders why someone is trying to get a piggyback ride he did not consent to. Abbreviated "BSR."
Friend: Look at that guy over there!
Smallguy: He's gotta be at least 6'1"
Friend: I'm feeling some serious Big Stranger Rodeo

BigStranger: Whaddafuh?

big bitchy 

The fat girl at the bar, who slightly dances, always has a drink in her hand, and is always a giant bitch. When others even look in her direction she gets an attitude. Even though she is large, she is in charge, and honestly believes she is better than anyone else in the place.
Do you see that whale over there with the DD boobs?

Dude, that girl is a big bitchy!
big bitchy by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011