bird watching

To get high, or to smoke weed.

Hey guys wanna "bird watch"
Lets go for a walk so we can go "bird watching"

by birdwatcher. August 29, 2011

Bird bath

This is the act of bringing a female into the restroom, (stall preferably, if not that's okay) then bending her over, while fucking her, shoving her head in the toilet making her arms wave and flap around like a bird.

I took Ashley into her bathroom and I gave her a bird bath.

by Capacious Ignatious September 15, 2011

bird feeder

A cock that gets lot's of cock sucking action from birds (chix).

EVERY chick,
wants to suck MY dick.
I call it the bird feeder.

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

Bird boxing

To blindfold one's self to prevent seeing the less than attractive evening partner.

You know that girl from the bar I took home. Yeah I knew I was going to be bird boxing her.

by Troznox December 28, 2018

bird seed diet

An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.

Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself

Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food

by Haydar Manaf January 10, 2008

Bird Watching

Constantly checking on Twitter.

Sarah was bird watching so much last night in hope of knowing about the Kardashians' latest love affairs. Even though no one really gives a fuck.

by swag14 October 20, 2011

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by spoodertable10000 May 17, 2019