back alley lo mein

When a person uses soy sauce, hoisin sauce or any other sauce used in Asian foods as lube.

Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?

Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?

Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.

by KingPhene February 4, 2024

Dixie Alley

The drunk step-cousin of tornado alley, areas of the deep south prone to violent tornadoes. The difference between the two is that dixie alley is characterized by hilly terrain and is covered in dense forest. Tornado alley is characterized by its vast plains, making tornadoes easily visible.

In Dixie Alley, you hear a tornado before you see it.

by Tornado Hater November 27, 2023

back alley butt sex

a woman who lets taking off her slippers and bending over for the biggest cock to take up the arse

christina is def into back alley butt sex

by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023

Back Alley Hotdog

When a person gives a hobo a handjob. Preferably in an alley.

Last night I totally saw someone giving a back alley hotdog by the bar.

by Hotdog Hobo December 14, 2023

cotton alley

The title of the bonus chapter/world in Super Meat Boy. The chapter themes itself around femininity, as you play Bandage Girl with certain level names eluding to the theme as well.

The chapter title likely refers to tampons (often made of cotton) being inserted into an "alley", thus making a vagina the "cotton alley".

G*mer: I JUST BEAT COTTON ALLEY DARK WORLD DEATHLESS!!!

Normal person: Go outside virgin

by 4udity January 9, 2024

Lipstick Alley

Lipstick Alley (LSA for short) is an online forum that was once dedicated to communication between African American women, but it has been infiltrated over the years by people who hate ADOS and start diaspora wars, mentally ill stans, 12 year old trolls, bitter middle-aged women, racist incels who hate black women, and click farmers. Most of the admins are bots and let idiots spam the forum all day and night, but will put you on time out or bench you for calling out their stupidity. There are a lot of miserable, unhinged, chronically online fonts who have nothing better to do than spread their negativity and pounce on random internet strangers they don't and never will know in real life for the most minuscule reasons known to man.

Despite it being a cesspool, you'll find some genuinely cool, peaceful fonts on there if you stay away from the mainstream forums and the Back Alley.

Lipstick Alley has become Reddit on steroids.

by Honey Sweetness February 27, 2026

Back Alley Dip dab

When you put your penis in a girls rear end and she licks her shit off your penis

I just did a back alley dip dab with my Mrs

by Gozza69 February 20, 2025