deathless

A term used to describe someone who claims not to be afraid to die.

Tommy's so deathless, he went bungee jumping with a scorpion in his pants!

by Becks Grevau March 30, 2007

Kelly Deathless

Crazy bitch who makes up internet lies to get internet followers

omgzz poor Kelly ran away

by Holly December 17, 2004

kelly deathless

manipulative former member of The Distillers ex-communicated due to drug use.

does anyone have a broken lightbulb and some crizak?

by DpdynamO December 20, 2004

dateless

Someone who hasn't gotten hooked up romantically, sexually, or with a date, in any way, shape, or form, in a long time or not at all; especially someone who has a difficult time getting hooked up, either with anyone at all, or with someone that he or she is genuinely interested in being hooked up with.

There are several signs of datelessness, which are as follows:

1. Few, if any, are interested in going out with the person in question.
2. The person in question only wants to go out with people who are out of his or her league.
3. The person in question is so obsessed with going out with those who have no interest in him or her that he or she has neglected the rest of the dating pool.
4. The person in question doesn't have the guts to ask anyone out.
5. The person in question can't get over one or more bad endings to relationships for an extended period of time.
6. The person in question has severe difficulty in getting over one or more bad rejections.
7. For an extended period, the person in question thinks that getting hooked up is not worth it with anyone at all, at least at this point in time, or with anyone that the person can find at this point in time.

Finally, please note that at least some people can get along fine with being dateless, at least sometimes, especially when it primarily involves sign #7, but when datelessness leads to desperation, or the "blues", for an extended period of time, it can become an issue.

Daniel is not a pervert, closet or otherwise, he's just been dateless for too long.

by Individual Daniel January 5, 2009

deathversary

The anniversary of someone's death. It is generally not a fun occasion.

Natalie's deathversary is today, so lets drink in her honor.

by MelPDX January 3, 2009

deathlete

1. A person who participate in extreme sports. For example, David Goggins once ran for 48 hours straight.

2. A person who applies the mentality of extreme sports into everyday life in order to appreciated the aesthetic values of life. For example, Byron's aesthete. Another example would be the half-fictional half-autobiographic character in Soren Kierkegaard's Diary Of A Seducer. Yet another example can be found in the works of Marquis de Sade.

John is such a badass deathlete - he crammed for 4 classes in the exam week and slept 10 hours in 10 days.

by chuckchen September 18, 2018

dateless

Someone who can't get a date and resorts to desperate measures just to get some play. Someone without a girlfriend/boyfriend and most likely never had one.

Vitale is overweight and unnatractive. No wonder he's dateless.

by 3332 April 20, 2008