Dick Alert

A Dick Alert is...

1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.

1. Person1: OH SHIT "DICK ALERT"!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!

2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!

3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)

4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!

by Taterbawls January 9, 2010

Amber Alert on his face

That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.

If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.

by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010

Cunt Alert

When a cunt is spotted in your vicinity.

Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"

Bektas: Mate, you seen this cunt?

Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"

by ScotteYx February 16, 2013

Alberto

1. noun - A surprisingly cocky member of the male species. He's very sarcastic and watches much more television than typically recommended. He has an incredible brain which is only matched with his charm. He is a complete dork, but it only adds to his cuteness. This is a boy you fall in love with.

2. adjective - something totally lame

Dude 1: Alberto has all the game.

Dude 2: It's cuz he's so awesome.

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Dude 1: *trips*
Dude 2: That was so Alberto.

by BigPoppa0069 October 11, 2010

Alberto

Alberto or Albert is someone who people get along with easily. considerate. good hearted and calm and under control. knows what they want in life and goes for it. likes to have a good time and would go perfect with a girl who is energetic and likes to have fun. albert is very easy going. very funny, likes to joke.

If you ever need Alberto /Albert to keep you Balenced or relax maybe watch a movie go out to eat. then this is him

by realanswershere February 3, 2010

Stacy Alert

In the movie Wayne's World, Wayne and Garth are always avoiding Wayne's ex-girlfriend Stacy, so when she's coming they shout "Stacy Alert".

"Stacy Alert" is therefore a generic heads-up when a person you want to avoid is approaching.

Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

"UH OH! STACY ALERT!"

by newsvava February 17, 2009

alberto febo

An awesome, Skinny, Puerto rican, with a great Mom and Papi

man i wish i was an alberto febo

by LITBOI696 September 5, 2017