- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
by Brammo September 24, 2006


The lyrics to a song that's on The Breakfast Club or something. If you're searching this you are extremely bored and you have nothing better to do.
by Why do you care about my name? May 26, 2018

by KarateJoe9000 March 30, 2021

Pidgin English for "I have a tummyache". If you want to say "I have a big tummyache", you can say "belli bilong mi plenti walk about".
by pentozali August 25, 2012

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
by ozzyp January 25, 2017

Why you got to bitch about it?
wife: I thought i told you to take out the trash you lazy son of a bitch.
Husband: Yo, why you got to B about it!?! slow your roll
Husband: Yo, why you got to B about it!?! slow your roll
by DOC aka PLAYBOY November 9, 2007
