About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'

"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."

by Igibi October 3, 2007

don't you forget about me

The lyrics to a song that's on The Breakfast Club or something. If you're searching this you are extremely bored and you have nothing better to do.

Don't you forget about me! Don't, don't, don't! Don't you forget about meeee!

by Why do you care about my name? May 26, 2018

Stop Posting about among us

Which means "Stop adding among us stuff"

Can you please stop posting about among us?

by KarateJoe9000 March 30, 2021

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023

belli bilong mi walk about

Pidgin English for "I have a tummyache". If you want to say "I have a big tummyache", you can say "belli bilong mi plenti walk about".

Oooohhh, belli bilong mi walk about. Mi hav tokim bigfela seramik!

by pentozali August 25, 2012

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

by ozzyp January 25, 2017