Joe Biden

A man who loves to tell stories about him playing with rusty shivs at a pool filled with black kids. He loves to make them believe that he actually lived in the ghetto with a bully named Cornpop. He is their hero.

Ey yo Jamarcus, hear this mf Joe Biden almost shanked that foo Cornpop when he was sleepwalking?

by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome May 29, 2024

Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.

"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."

by An Audience July 21, 2024

Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

Joe Biden

North Korea's 69th elected president
Rejected from art school in 1907 & 1908
Founder of both Nobel Prize and Roblox

Person 1: Who's Joe Biden's mum?
Person 2: JOE M...

by Real Joe Biden November 18, 2023

Saint Joe Biden

Saint Joe Biden, is what liberals, will call President Biden, a century from now.

Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!

by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023

Joe Biden

An 81-year-old guy from Delaware who has done many of the things that the orange man was blamed for

Joe Biden will win the 2024 election if he cheats.

by Mr. Yappington May 14, 2024

Donald trump and Joe Biden fanfic

“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”

“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
wtf is that? Donald trump and joe Biden fanfic ?

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024