friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?

omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?

by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006

Cy-Five

A "high-five" given on the internet,where mutual contact isn't possible but only virtual is!

You nailed a chick in Idaho. Cy-five on that!

by Aneesh Nadkarni January 6, 2008

face-five

To intentionally miss someone's hand during a hi-five and smack them on the face instead.

I gave this one idiot a face-five the other day, it was totally sweet.

by saturn sixx April 8, 2008

Five-pack

A gift given to a friend whereby you buy a six-pack of beer, or some similar beverage, but drink one before you give it to them.

I was going to give Jeremy a five-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but I hate PBR, so I got him Yuengling instead.

by carayzi July 20, 2016

Five Peaks

To shag someone from all 4 nations that make up the United Kingdom (England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland) as well as the bonus peak in the form of the Republic of Ireland.

Just porked Emma that welsh lass, another peak conquered.

on four out of five peaks, just got Scotland left.

by Georganne Vicksunrise May 3, 2019

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019

Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.

I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.

by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017