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parker

parker is the best girl ever she is so thicc and full of life
did you see parker?
yeah shes a 10/10
by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019
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Parker

Parker is a Very kind and caring guy he usually has blonde or dirty blonde hair he is a very good boyfriend he usually likes girls with blonde hair and There name Starts with a M, Parker is a very smart person and he is usually very aethletic he plays football, Basketball , soccer ,and Baseball. He is very good with kids. He is very very loyal to his significant other he also might seem tough but is really a big baby
Omg I can’t believe I’m dating Parker

I know he’s such a great guy!
by BURNT toastTTttTtT November 25, 2021
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Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews
by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019
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Parker

A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world
Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
by Kayla01 December 13, 2018
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Parker

A kind and loving giraffe. He is very nice to his girlfriend and he will only and commonly date girls named things such as Harlow or They have a strong bond that will not be broken by girls named things such as Victoria. He is very tall, athletic, funny, compassionate, caring, and kind. He gives the best hugs and is great at making you feel safe. He often plays sports such as basketball, football, soccer, or even track. He also will often play an instrument which will possibly be a trumpet or guitar.
Person 1: "Have you seen Parker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
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Parker

nobody likes him, he's lonely.
nobody hangs out with parker.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G
by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023
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