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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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Jimmy Five

A character of Monica and Friends made by Mauricio de Souza (in Brazil). He has dyslalia, so he often replaces R with W while talking (in english version)
Monica: Maggy, have you seen Jimmy Five??
by An Urban Guy January 31, 2022
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Spocked Five

A Canadian $5 bill that has had Wilfrid Laurier modified to resemble Spock from Star Trek.
Kevin handed the cashier a Spocked Five, uncertain if it would be accepted.
by daverd2 December 15, 2012
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Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.
High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it
by CaseDog January 20, 2010
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Five fivey

Making a pig sound, snorting (5555)
Ms. Girl was doing a five fivey sound while laughing, her friends laughed at her.
by Malalaisjuicee March 21, 2021
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five stocked

when playing a super smash bros battle, each player having 5 lives, then one player beat the other person without dying one. 5-0.
wanna get five stocked bro

dam he just got "5 stocked" playing super smash bros
by charlescharles October 11, 2012
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Mumblety Five

The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."
Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!

Person B:Mumblety Five?

Person A:I am never able to comfort you.

Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you
by Anenglishmajor May 11, 2011
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