diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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Deception Dive

IPA: /dɪˈsɛpʃən ˈdaɪv/
An “Extreme Demon” difficulty unofficial “Geometry Dash” game level verified by player Berke423.
Look! Sunix just beat Deception Dive!
by IAmTheRealHuman April 28, 2019
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Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation
“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck
“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
by Mdrzik26 December 19, 2019
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squirrel dive

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.

Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.

If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.
by B00gle December 14, 2011
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Snuff Diving

Performing oral sex on a woman while using chewing tobacco.
I was eating out this chick and decided I needed some chewing tobacco so I put in a pinch of Coppenhagen and went snuff diving.
by TheSnuffDiver March 03, 2015
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"No!" Dive

A cinema and TV cliché that started in the 80's, lasted for about a decade and was used in several movies. A main character would dive over the floor pretty much impossibly, always shown in slow motion while shouting "Nooooooo!!" to prevent a catastrophe from occurring.
Even if there was a reason to perform a "No!" Dive, because something that bad was about to happen, it's impossible to do and also too cliché, it's not 1990 anymore.
by Shoe-brush June 20, 2022
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Diving liveaboard

A diving liveaboard is a medium to small size cruise boat ( until 150 passengers) on which divers can cruise to diving sites that are often unaccessible to day trip diving cruises.
Our diving liveaboard was definitely the most comfortable way to dive in areas where we were able to see whale sharks, hammer heads, coral reef and beautiful shipwrecks without having to commute to a resort! We spent the whole day diving!
by LiveAboard.com July 05, 2017
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