MAS*H-turbating

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.

Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012

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and I'm a leprechaun

A euphamism for bullshit. Usually said in a squeaky Irish accent.

Dude: Yea yesterday I got like, 10 chicks' numbers.
Kevin: And I'm a leprechaun!

by The Kevin August 30, 2005

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A Mon • a minor • A-may • A man has fallen into the river in lego city • a mary • a minute • a miah • a mistake • a mark • a mess

M.A.D.S.

Morning after drinking shits (you know that terrible shit you have after a long night of drinking)

To my roomate: Dude we drank way too much last night and my M.A.D.S. were intense when I woke up!

by downintrigue April 2, 2010

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1. The vernacular term among investment bankers and lawyers used to refer to the practice of mergers and acquisitions.

2. The career of choice for total dickheads who like to work 80 hour weeks, treat others like shit, and revel in their own self-importance, despite the fact that all they do all day is write boring-ass contracts, listen to boring-ass conference calls, and get yelled at by their higher ups.

Lawyer 1: "Wow, that new guy is really an asshole. Last night we went to Lemon Bar, and within two hours he'd done 13 shots, taken five trips to the bathroom to powder his nose, gotten turned down by 5 skanks, and got in a fight. What department is he in?"

Lawyer 2: "What do you think? M&A, of course!"

by JLB3 April 29, 2005

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M.A.T.H

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

clone3469: math is hard!
clone6845: why arnt you clueless? thats why it stands for mental abuse to humans (M.A.T.H.)!!!!! duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PIGGYWISDOM March 8, 2013

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