space texting

Space Texting is when someone takes forever to respond

Bruh, every time I try to talk with you , you space texting.

by Thebootybumchick November 10, 2017

space-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a female or the act would be classified more accurately as: Glenn-docking) and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(female)'s vagina.

Last night I thought it would be a good idea to try out some space-docking with my wife; I was wrong.... I had just gotten over the flu and my shit was still very soft with some chunks, at first everything was going well as the opening chunk was moving smoothly into her vagina... But then the softer flu-poo came rushing out in a terrible brown flow, (across her stomach and squirting through her butt-cheeks from two different directions). This was a very foolish attempt at a long lost art, and some say myth; I can tell you however it IS possible, with the right woman, and the proper, firm, log-shaped dookie. Needless to say this event ended our thirty-two years of blissful matrimony.

by fknpwnd May 29, 2009

space port

when you get a tube and stick up your ass to have the other end placed in a girls vagina while you poop into said tube.

wow, i just gave that girl one wicked space port

by kyle the god September 25, 2006

space man

when someone has to fart and another person puts a bag around their head completely surronding it, then they cut a hole for the mouth to breathe. the participant opens their mouth and puts their face right next to his/her's ass and sucks in the fart as they blow it out resulting in the "spaceman".

That was a gross space man, dude!

by Zirch<+>World February 7, 2007

Space Bitch

An internet girlfriend. A significant other met through the internet who you have not met in person.

I was talking to my Space Bitch in ventrilo the other day. I really wish we she didn't live so far away so we could have a real relationship.

by Zokudu February 26, 2011

space sock

in which a person shits in a freezer and then uses the shit as a dildo

yo momma has a space sock

by knight wolf December 9, 2008

space hoppers

Over full testacles, resulting from sexual deprivation

I've got nads like space hoppers (Asquith, 2005)

by Daniel Pearson August 12, 2005