Catfishing Yourself 

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one

I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself

Catfishing Yourself by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018

Bin yourself 

The act of consuming horrendous amounts of hallucinogenic substance so as to put yourself in a metaphorical (and on occasions literal) bin. But what the fuck, you'll enjoy it in the end.

Steve: Jesus christ lads, I may have gone and racked this line of Ket up a little to big!
Lads: Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself!
Steve: *Snorrrrtttttt*

Bin yourself by CluffyFunt June 6, 2018

Collect Yourself 

A term used to tell someone to fix up when they are being such a complete spastic or if they say a horrible joke that no one finds funny and instead its just cringe.

Guy 1 : Ugh this homework took so long it felt like it took me over 12 hours
Guy 2 : Nah why not 7 init blad (dies of laughter)
Guy 1 : Collect yourself! Finished don...

Collect Yourself by "Will you use your cheese mode June 8, 2018

Elf yourself 

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch

John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"

Elf yourself by Jake356Io December 13, 2019

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion 

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

let yourself off 

To nut; an action you can do late at night to calm yourself down to sleep! let yourself off

I tell my friends when they can’t sleep to let themselves off by saying, “just let yourself off and you’ll fall fast asleep”

let yourself off by Gerry rigged August 2, 2020

Pee yourself 

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.

Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself

Pee yourself by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020