[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.

Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.

by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008

Cheek Wheat

Any type of residue remaining on/in between the crack your behind after using the bathroom. This includes feces, TP, blood, semen...or whatever else you're into...

I took off her G-string, and homegirl was rockin' some Cheek Wheat...I guess that defines butt-floss.

by Sha-Shameless July 26, 2010

latisha whatt

when you find your guy or girl cheating with a girl and you ask who she is and its latisha

latisha whatt!

by weljel2011 May 2, 2011

Duck-wetter

An offensive term used on people who urinate in the woods or forest. Occasionally used for homeless people. It can also be used as a general insult.

After taking a whizz in the backwoods, Johnny's friend called a duck-wetter!

by DUCKWETTER January 24, 2014

Dirty Wheatie

When a guy is penetrating a women in the ass and, pulls out, jacks off and cums in the girls hair letting it dry for 3 hours.

Kate I see you're hair is a little mouse and sticky did someone give you a Dirty Wheatie?

by Oreiajad July 15, 2015

Bed wetter

Someone who urinate in their bed

Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER

Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT

Lily went to a sleepover and her friends called her a bed wetter for pissing in the sleeping bag.

by Nathan_Quickscopes July 17, 2016

Tote wheat

A grandpa"s nickname to a child

Your my little tote wheat

by Tote wheat January 29, 2016