BUS WANKER

A person that takes the bus to and from work or school. someone who is generally to lazy to walk a short distance so they get the bus.

People on the bus will often get called bus wankers by people passing.

Old people will use the bus. just because it's free. Not because there lazy. they could run the marathon.

YOUR MUMS A BUS WANKER

by MR BUS WANKER October 6, 2009

Willy Wanker

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

by bigShmoke February 19, 2017

bitch wanker

One who wanks bitches

Yep, she's a bitch wanker

by The Buffy September 7, 2006

Fat Wanker

A great big fat nordic wanker

A Flower

by ME December 4, 2003

tank wanker

one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.

guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"

by yo mamma November 22, 2002

Bulb Wanker

A vehicle which is being driven on the road whilst having at least one light bulb out.

Fucking bulb wanker! (At this point you will flash your full beam at the offender.)

by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 23, 2011

Weed Wanker

When your a dirty little masturbating gremlin. Most weed wankers dont have jobs, are on the benefit and are spending that money on toilet paper, porn mags and the finest kush. They wank off either during or straight after smoking some sticky icky but in any case. Perverted.

Your being arrested for being a freaking weed wanker sir. You are a tosser and are going to jail to be raped.

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019