red willy

1. an extremely period-soaked finger jabbed into one's ear.

1. One day Matt got bored and decided to give Miss Rufo, his hot teacher, a red willy. He went over to her desk, reached under her skirt and stuck his finger into her bloody vagina. Then he proceeded to stick the period-soaked finger into her ear really hard for a long time.

by possumlord March 15, 2009

willy cheese

Willy cheese is all the extra parts of sperm and cum around the guys penis. It is called cheese as it is all the stuff thats been left for a while and stinks.

girl "wats that "
guy "what"
"that by you balls?"
"oh thats cheese"
"why is there cheese on your knob?"
"no its willy cheese "

by FittDuckiies May 2, 2008

bald willy

Shaved shaft to add inches

"I think Im getting back with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."

by Clare....eric too. May 12, 2004

weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

willy snog

A slippery blowjob off your parter or stranger.

Hey Sarah last night I have Dave a Willy snog. He jizzed all down my throat.

by 21head January 5, 2018

lose the willy

A really fat person who believes they look slimmer in expensive designer clothing brands.

Hey Tubs, you better 'lose the willy' if you wanna wear Prada.

by Disco Dave December 3, 2007

Max Willis

A rare mineral with high resistance to shear forces and straight-on impacts. Used in deep sea mining and as bait during big-game hunts.
See also booty

"I'll be lowering some Max Willis to the sea bed in preparation for the extraction of that aluminum thiosulfate."

by Dr. Unununium Kersplunkle February 23, 2008