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Lammin virus

The lammin virus is where a person has uncontrollable autism, way off the spectrum and was born without any genitals.
What are u doing do you have the lammin virus or something
by Michal from Swindon January 18, 2019
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T-virus

A virus created by Umbrella Corp, a pharmaceutical company that used it as a bio weapon. The T virus is not a virus, rather a strain of virus. It was heavily “upgraded” to make more resistant hosts.

The T virus infects a human in one of these few ways:
1) bitten by an infected host
2) getting stabbed, scratched, cut, sliced,etc.
3) some doctor decides to inject you with it
The T-virus outbreak started in raccoon city in their sewage treatment plant where infected rats infected the rural citizens which spread to a massive outbreak.
1 in a million people had a chance of turning into a “tyrant”. A tyrant was a big and strong version of the normal zombie. There are many types of zombies, the common ones include:

1)lickers: disgusting creatures that don’t have skin and an unusually long tongue
2)hunters: usually mistaken for a zombie but more animal-ish. The hunters were used to hunt survivors with immunity to the T-virus or a capable host to turn into a tyrant.
3)crimson heads: these zombies have a rather crimson skin tone due to their heart pumping blood extremely fast.

Zombies variations were not always human, there are some “dog-zombies”.
Survivor: a zombie just scratched me! What gonna happen to me now!

Smart survivor: You got infected by a T-VIRUS host. The virus will start infecting your cells and slowly infect your brain. You won’t die, you won’t be undead, even if your brain dies or your heart stops, you will continue living. Depending on which T-Virus host bit you, you will transform into that.

Survivor: what?

Smart survivor: Nigga you gon’ Turn to zombie and eat brains so I gotta shot your head.

Survivor: oh
by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019
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Thot Virus

A new virus from China that is spreading from touch. If you get touched by a girl with the Thot Virus then you will become a thot. Snorts books aswell!
Barry's friend: Hey Barry behind you!!!
Thot: *touches you*
Barrysl's friend: Oh no... YOU GOT THE THOT VIRUS!!!!
Barry: Hey Nick wanna suck my dick!
by iGamearia January 24, 2020
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Corona Virus Lite

Corona beer's latest flavor. Constantly confused with a deadly virus. Tastes like nature
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Casper virus

When a virus sneaks into your body and causes you to get sick.
Sorry I was gone, I got a casper virus
by Phillip J Hoffman March 10, 2020
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Chrono virus

When you turn up to a cycling time trial and perform appallingly, then generate list of excuses in your head as you roll back from the finish to the race HQ, but cannot think of any so blame it on a cold you might have had recently.
"Pete that was a shit performance"

"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"

"What the fuck are heavy legs?"

"Dunno, gfgi"
by Davetherave2 March 13, 2020
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coboner virus

Brad: dude what is going on in 2020?
Zach: Idk man it’s the coboner virus.
by kanmey March 23, 2020
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