Varia

A word that is used to ship the ship that should be shipped even though the two people involved will continuously deny it.

Varia is the superior ship.

by aiyah lah November 18, 2019

vampire vag

A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.

"I was banging Kelly the other day, that bitch is so tight she has a vampire vag!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

white van

a place for parents to get rid of all there dumbass fortnite addicts

white van=free daycare

by afukenduck August 15, 2019

Valentina

Valentina is very gorgeous girl, the first time you see her you will be in love and will want to date her.

Valentina is beautiful

by emasansay June 24, 2019

Great Valley Middle School

A place in a malvern where about 0.1% of the teacher are actually tolerable. At this school, you'll find childish sixth graders, horny seventh graders and asshole eighth graders. As you move up the ranks at this public school, you'll want to kill your self more and more. You're either popular and an asshole, middle class and normal, or in the nerd herd where they're all fucking weirdos. But damn Mr. Wise is fine.

I went to Great Valley Middle School and in sixth grade someone stole my lollipop, in seventh grade I got my ass slapped and in eighth grade I got beat up in the bathroom.

by Minith4life123 February 18, 2017

Vagina Distortion Field

Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.

Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."

Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."

Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"

<cue Kirk fight music>

by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012

Ruel Van Dijk

A 6 foot 4 lanky 16-year-old Aussie boy with curtains who sings like a god. He is also thicc and a skinny legend who cant stop dancing extremely odd and being a weird bean.

Friend 1 : Who is that?
you : Ruel Van Dijk
Friend 2 : he's a god

by Its_an_avacado January 26, 2019