ville valo

pure perfection

ville valo

by grac May 16, 2004

Valerian

A Valerian is a super cute boy, one who is literally the best to you and you could never ask for someone better, someone with great combat knowledge and would die to protect you. A Valerian is a good purple boi

Yo that dude is such a Valerian
Thats an eggplant
At least it looks like Valerian

by InkyGoil July 25, 2018

Long Valley

Long Valley is a town in Morris County. Long Valley is also know as the "LV". LV lies in one of the wealthiest countys in NJ. LV is half farmland/working class and fucking rich ass people. In long valley you either live in "the valley" or "the mountain". The kids who live in the big "LV" are usually assholes but we love them anyway. Long Valley is mainly all white and the minoritys act white. LV kids drink and smoke weed for fun, and like to throw house parties that get broken up in an hour cuz LV cops are douchebags. If you live in long valley you probably went to West Morris Central. Long valley is horribly boring and if you want to go anywhere besides the general store you have to go into Hackettstown. The highschool parking lot is filled with BMWS, Audis, Hummers, while some cars are shitty mainly. Usually the wealthier kids like on the "mountain". LV is boring but if your from Long Valley your fucking proud, because one is for sure, with only a general store in our entire town we know how to have a fucking good time!

" I live on the Mountain in Long Valley"
" Kids from Long Valley are rich pricks!!"

by LVqueen July 30, 2008

stardew valley

A farming simulator that has dating sim elements. Aka a great game.

I can't figure out the best summer crop in Stardew Valley.
I think I'll marry Sebastian in this run.

by Kirsale May 9, 2018

Valentine's Day Heartbreak

Valentine's Day Heartbreak is an emotional state of hardship for single,depressed, lonely,and emotionally confused people. This is the time of year when all the lovebirds of the world make other people feel terribly unloved and socially unwanted by parading around school with their $5.00 balloons, pink-and-red teddy bears, and assorted chocolate candies that they will eat in front of single people and never offer to share. Mainstream corporate businesses that are extremely insensitive toward other people's feelings are the forces behind peddling this type of garbage. Since Valentine's Day Heartbreak occurs, all the emotionally inconsiderate and insensitive jerks who celebrate this holiday should keep all of their twisted, manufactured icons of "true love" to themselves.

A conversation between an insensitive loser and a person who suffers from Valentine's Day Heartbreak:
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)

by inthetruthofwintersun February 14, 2008

ville valo

i love him. although sexually questionable he is gorgeous, and no-one else has such an incredible voice. the best.
ville valo: sex on legs..with a hat

so gone with the sin my darling and beautifl you are

by rach May 8, 2004

family values

An abstract concept that is often made reference to by fundementalist fuckmuppets as a way to condemn working mothers, gay people, single parents, sex education, and anything else that wasn't on "Leave In To Beaver".

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003