Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.
Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.
by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022
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Guy A: ur mom
Guy B: Dude, using such a cringe, overused, lazy, lame insult that doesn't make me cry? How pathetic, I don't even have a mom. If I did, I still wouldn't be mad or sad. So say all the "ur mom"s you wanna say, I won't give a goddamn shit.
Guy B: Dude, using such a cringe, overused, lazy, lame insult that doesn't make me cry? How pathetic, I don't even have a mom. If I did, I still wouldn't be mad or sad. So say all the "ur mom"s you wanna say, I won't give a goddamn shit.
by tiky January 10, 2022
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friend:do you want to watch a movie
me:i wanna watch ur mom
friend:lets go to sleep
me:i wanna sleep with ur mom
friend:....
me:ur mom
friend:*slaps*
me:i wanna watch ur mom
friend:lets go to sleep
me:i wanna sleep with ur mom
friend:....
me:ur mom
friend:*slaps*
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