Turbolyfe describes the lifestyle of an automotive enthusiast, specifically fans of tuned imports that run turbochargers, who feels that personification of his/her vehicle allows them to act like a tool.
Turbolyfe can best be exemplified by the early Fast & Furious movies along with the common D-bags of the early 2000's who had frosted tips, unbuttoned Hawaiian shirts with a wife beater, and frequently wore backwards/upside down visors. In an effort to remain relevant they have deployed the hashtag #turbolyfe for their social media accounts.
Turbolyfe can best be exemplified by the early Fast & Furious movies along with the common D-bags of the early 2000's who had frosted tips, unbuttoned Hawaiian shirts with a wife beater, and frequently wore backwards/upside down visors. In an effort to remain relevant they have deployed the hashtag #turbolyfe for their social media accounts.
I might not be at the track anymore but I live the #turbolyfe 36/10.5. What's 36/10.5 you ask? The #turbolyfe fits more of everything in the same volume as NA-losers, so at 7psi of #turbolyfe my 24/7 is actually 36/10.5 be-atch.
I'm headed into the office which sounds lame but I'm going to get spun up and blow hot air at everyone. #turbolyfe
Everyone can tell I live the #turbolyfe from my constant whining and frequent loud exhaust explosions out of my waste gate.
A sweet turbo car has sick rimz and sweet graphix to let people know you mean business, but just driving ends when you leave it in the parking lot and you need to bring this same attitude with you everywhere if you want to live the #turbolyfe. My frosted tipz show people not to mess with me and my shells say I'm so fast I can just chill out at any time...that's living #turbolyfe
Why is my shirt always unbuttoned? Do you know how hard the wind blows when you're always at full throttle and holding the waste gate closed? Yeah, I didn't think so. #turbolyfe
Visors are the perfect headgear for living #turbolyfe. Whether I need it splitting the air in front or providing downforce at the rear a visor is there to keep me in control even though I'm extreme 36/10.5. #tuebolyfe
I'm headed into the office which sounds lame but I'm going to get spun up and blow hot air at everyone. #turbolyfe
Everyone can tell I live the #turbolyfe from my constant whining and frequent loud exhaust explosions out of my waste gate.
A sweet turbo car has sick rimz and sweet graphix to let people know you mean business, but just driving ends when you leave it in the parking lot and you need to bring this same attitude with you everywhere if you want to live the #turbolyfe. My frosted tipz show people not to mess with me and my shells say I'm so fast I can just chill out at any time...that's living #turbolyfe
Why is my shirt always unbuttoned? Do you know how hard the wind blows when you're always at full throttle and holding the waste gate closed? Yeah, I didn't think so. #turbolyfe
Visors are the perfect headgear for living #turbolyfe. Whether I need it splitting the air in front or providing downforce at the rear a visor is there to keep me in control even though I'm extreme 36/10.5. #tuebolyfe
by Turbolyfe June 15, 2017
Get the turbolyfe mug.You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017
Get the turbo pint mug.Related Words
Turjo
• turjolation
• turbo
• turbo slut
• turbononce
• turbo negro
• turbo nerd
• turbo shandy
• Turbo Ass
• Turbo Mode
This girl with a vibrating tongue ring gave me head at one of our parties and holy shit I saw Jesus, what a turbocumslut.
by Anonymous Panda 69 October 18, 2017
Get the turbocumslut mug."Roma victor lol, Decrypted has the roachiest small pay pay. I don't just have downs, I have Turbo-Downs"
by imjustanalt November 25, 2017
Get the Turbo-Downs mug.by c0aster January 24, 2018
Get the Turbo Trainer Service mug.Noun
Musicians from the New York Electronic/Industiral Gloss Rock Band/Duo, Turbo Goth, composed of Sarah Gaugler on Lead Vocals, and Paolo Peralta on Guitars and Music Machine.
Musicians from the New York Electronic/Industiral Gloss Rock Band/Duo, Turbo Goth, composed of Sarah Gaugler on Lead Vocals, and Paolo Peralta on Guitars and Music Machine.
by QuixoticKnowledge March 10, 2018
Get the Turbogoth mug.When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.
by BimmerService June 6, 2018
Get the Turbo Job mug.