Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

by Derethad June 24, 2010

Poop touch

Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”

“I sprained my knee playing poop touch with my nephews over the weekend.”

by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021

ass touch

When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a “shitty” game of tag.

We love to play ass touch on the weekends.

by White Retard February 7, 2018

Touch Hole

Dylan Culbertson

Hey Touch Hole! Tug on any pooter hairs lately?

by AmyCulbertson January 26, 2019

mexican touch

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

by Bro 25 May 6, 2016

Touch Base

Phrase used when the person speaking at you desires acknowledgement, to their self, for their effort in the conversation.

I saw that green beans were on sale at the supermarket and I just wanted to touch base with you about that.

by Dusty Rhoades April 20, 2018

touch of ejay

dirty, trashy, make dirty, make things seems like dirty/trashy

boy: his room is full of clutter

boy2: definitely had a touch of ejay...

by n1223d February 15, 2010