taint painting

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).

Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.

by Oliver Mercer and Edward Newton May 22, 2006

taint monkey

A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.

"He knew she had herpes and still fucked her! What a taint monkey."

by heated October 15, 2006

tainting

What a Tainter does.

Man, I have been tainting so much recently! Feel these callus'!!

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

Choad (aka taint meat)

meat btween a male species balls and brown eye, and btween females kitty and hershey highway

1. that mustve hurt ,being kicked in the choad.
2. Dont be such a choad.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003

Taint Juice

The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.

Dude I rubbed taint juice all over luke's face last night.

by jizz55 May 13, 2008

tintanet

sarcastic slang for internet

i was on the tintanet the other week...

by Rob November 3, 2004

Musky Taint

when a small mammal, usually a badger or feral chipmunk, rips at the exposed anus of a shitting camper. the resulting shit-plosion will be a culmination of blood, tears, and mama's pudding

Oh shit bro, i just went to take a shit by the oak tree and this nasty badger gave me a terrible musky taint!!

by Omfg Dragonite January 10, 2009