fuck thing 

a hot young girl used only for sex.
Too stupid for a relationship, much less a conversation.
Fundamentally disposable, used in desperate times.
A last ditch go to, when more desirable shit is unavailable.

ring, ring,..
Tonya; Hello?
Tom; Hey fuck thing, whatcha doing?
Tonya; Uh, I don't know...nothing.
Tom: Why don't you swing by for a couple of laps around
the bases and a gack dessert?
Tonya; Uh,..ok. I guess so.
Tom; You can shower here and I'll give ya gas money.
Tonya; I'll leave in a little bit

fuck thing by Boleskinehouse August 24, 2009

A Thing of the Past 

What we all hope this freaking virus will become.

Hopefully being stuck in quarantine becomes a thing of the past. It better, or ELSE.

A Thing of the Past by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Cutest thing alive! :) 

Olivia S.

Olivia S. is the Cutest thing alive! :) from Chris :)

Cutest thing alive! :) by MrTfan :) April 25, 2010

man woman beast thing 

A blatent beef of a man trying to be a women and failing badly because everyone can clearly tell that "she" is a man.

hehe, look at the man woman beast thing over there.. get onto her fat chin!

man woman beast thing by Spizzy February 3, 2005

Retard mutant emo thing 

When theres a person that is a mix in betweem scene/prep.

"Whats with that weird looking scene kid with the aeropostale shirt?"
"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."

Retard mutant emo thing by Zetsubou Walker February 9, 2009

best thing he ever had 

Best piece of ass your boyfriend ever had

I'm the best thing he ever had but my boyfriend ain't getting a piece of my ass anymore.

best thing he ever had by CoolBP January 17, 2018

Zappy Thing 

A Police issue Taser, commonly used in the UK.

The male had a bat and I used My Zappy Thing

Zappy Thing by 801Godsall July 5, 2018