Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say
YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does
YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does
Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies
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I told Theo campaña that I knew gustav stresemann and he started flickergooning on the walls from all the hentai
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Describes someone who exhibits an intense, often unsettling enthusiasm for certain activities, typically in a way that makes others raise an eyebrow and reconsider their life choices. Commonly associated with Théo, the undisputed champion of being down bad.
Synonyms: Théo, absolute menace, bedroom acrobat, certified freak (seven days a week), unhinged romantic, overenthusiastic participant, problem.
Describes someone who exhibits an intense, often unsettling enthusiasm for certain activities, typically in a way that makes others raise an eyebrow and reconsider their life choices. Commonly associated with Théo, the undisputed champion of being down bad.
Synonyms: Théo, absolute menace, bedroom acrobat, certified freak (seven days a week), unhinged romantic, overenthusiastic participant, problem.
"Bro, chill. You’re acting like a total Théo right now."
"She said she liked handcuffs, and Théo took that as a personal challenge."
"You see that dude buying a bulk order of whipped cream and rope? Yeah, that’s Théo."
Etymology: Derived from the ancient Théoan philosophy, which states, "If it exists, I will make it freaky."
Usage note: If someone calls you a Théo, it’s either a compliment or a red flag—sometimes both.
"She said she liked handcuffs, and Théo took that as a personal challenge."
"You see that dude buying a bulk order of whipped cream and rope? Yeah, that’s Théo."
Etymology: Derived from the ancient Théoan philosophy, which states, "If it exists, I will make it freaky."
Usage note: If someone calls you a Théo, it’s either a compliment or a red flag—sometimes both.
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“when was the last time you fucked something bro?”
“I’m on TheNoShagTour right now gang I can’t even remember.”
“I’m on TheNoShagTour right now gang I can’t even remember.”
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