turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

by turtle spank February 5, 2018

Southbank spank

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"

Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?

by philmphan July 7, 2023

air spanking

The act of waving hand in air in a spanking motion

Les Grossman was air spanking the shit out of that invisible hoe while dancing in Tropic Thunder

by pickle doodle May 23, 2018

Spank Bank

Asset
A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.

You put googly eyes on his licence; That’s one for “The Spank Bank”

by Squid Taco March 30, 2022

mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.

by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023

Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

by pctv guy October 9, 2018

Spank

A ounce of weed in Dayton ohio

“Bro waxing 200 a spank”

by Half booty to a spank August 8, 2022