Freddie Mitchell is ready ........

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,

"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....

by BloggerDad April 29, 2009

freddy

u guy who has a 14 inch penis

damn freddy i like your 14 incher

by daniel steptoe November 6, 2019

Freddy Fuckass

someone who is a pedophile, e.g attracted to kids while simultaneously being extremely creepy and/or enjoying cuckism, the reason for these two contrasting sexual views is due to a lack of height female warmth and attention

that guys a real freddy fuckass

by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024

Freddy Fantastic

When your partner grows out their fingernails to an extreme length on one hand and then fingers you with the long sharp Freddy Kruegar-like nails.

I've been waiting for months for my boyfriend to give me a Freddy Fantastic.

by Bantypants April 10, 2022

Dayshift At Freddy's

In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.

DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.

person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-

person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT

*moments later*

jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth

by ZekeTheFur May 30, 2024

Freddy

An intelligent man with a great looking dog, whose godlike touch manifests about bread and gold.

Did you see how many sales he closed this quarter? He's a total Freddy!

by llau March 31, 2022

Freddie Wombwell

Has a 12 inch Cock

i have a freddie wombwell

by FREDDIDIEIEIDEOEIDIED November 5, 2020