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Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.
by blijekarper March 29, 2020
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Invasive Docking

When a man pushes his penis into another man’s urethra (like wearing the other dick like a glove).
Shannon: Chris! Did you here that Dustin got an Invasive Docking from Steven?
Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!
by TheMackDaddy May 31, 2022
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Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
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Socket Docking

When two people are docking (see docking), and others want to get involved, the other parties take part by inserting their penis into the anus of one of the parties docking. (Socket Docking)
Tom and Luke were docking and Ryan and Jesse got held they were left out. They positioned themselves behind Tim and Luke to take part. Socket Docking.
by DattoMcHemi June 17, 2023
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port docking

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."
by Psyeraph October 9, 2014
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phantom docking

when a male has sex with a transgender male, and the males dick is where the other males dick would be if he still had it.
"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"
by blueballsandstickyfingers October 23, 2018
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Dick Dock

A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it
That dick dock is a nasty app and i hope it quits promoting pedophilia and scams
by Criptix June 1, 2021
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