textasperated

The result of texting a message so long and/or epic that you forget to breathe until the message is sent.

Wow! I just got a three page long text from philip. He must be textasperated

by ShikaNara November 3, 2010

texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010

Texting Sherpa

A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.

Hey, I need to get back to Scott. Do you mind being my texting sherpa as we head to the car?

by greenolive November 19, 2010

Texticular Cancer

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.

1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.

by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010

Texticles

Your thumbs.

M: I use both texticles when I text.
N:Wtf

by MK808 December 14, 2010

Texticles

1. A male to male sexting session
2. Bare texting

I'll send you a texticles later

by HollieHomicidex January 7, 2011

Textinheimer's

A condition in which you text a friend and unknowingly forget a couple words in the messages repeatedly because you were sitting/standing next to a beautiful woman, thought you typed the words already, were listening to dubstep, or are a titanic idiot.

Texter 1: I lied earlier, I listened to a mess phat dubstep! Then I went store and grabbed a shit-ton of chips! Nomnom :&

Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.

Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!

Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!

by Collin used to be BALLIN May 12, 2011