Thursday Night TV

Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.
Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'
by MEGAZOR January 23, 2010
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Tv ass

When someone compliments tabby’s large ass
When johann says “Tabby got that tv ass dawg, you could put a laptop on that shit
by Swollma what dude?! October 30, 2019
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smut tv

In regard to reality television shows, refers to the stupid vapidity and mindless entertainment that appeals to the lowest common denominator low brow audience.

Garbage tv, shows you'd find in the dumpster.
"Hey wanna watch The Bachelor?"

"No, thank you. I don't watch smut tv."
by FaceLikeASlappedAss March 7, 2024
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tv eclipse

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen
a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse
by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011
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ass seen on TV

What they pixelize when someone moons da camera.
If you wanna actually eyeball da "ass seen on TV" moments "sans editing", you'll hafta buy da "too hot for television" tape or DVD, and sign a waiver asserting dat you're 21 or over..
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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TV Hermit

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.
Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
by vitalshot June 23, 2011
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