Parrot tongue

A condition usually occurring after a night of heavy drinking or eating salty food where one wakes up with ones tongue so completely dry, that it actually clicks when struck from side to side on the inside of ones mouth.

Man, I tell ya Billy, I woke up with parrot tongue so bad last night after the Darkness concert, I had to soak it in Gatorade for more than an hour!

by betojones April 2, 2012

Squeeze tongue

The act of attempting to poo with such effort that all facial control is lost. This normally results in extreme contortion of the facial expressions and rapid flapping of the tongue inside the mouth.

Hector had eaten so much food, when he tried to evacuate his bowels he needed to use so much effort that he had a serious case of squeeze tongue. His tongue continued to spasm in his mouth for days after. This was some serious squeeze tongue aftermath.

by Graphcommbanter November 2, 2013

Devil's Tongue

When you go down on a woman who has her period.

"Oh no, I'm on my period."
"Girl, I've got the Devil's Tongue, let's go."

"Awww yea baby, slurp it up."

by yokesonjou July 5, 2018

piddling tongue

to blow raspberry/poke your tongue out in a playful manner.

Dude piddled his tongue at Chick when she called him a loser for being so passionate about knitting.

Dude was most unimpressed, but saw the funny side none the less.

Chick laughed at the piddling tongue.

by Spacebook 1 April 12, 2011

red tongue

The act of going down on a woman on her period

I went down on Susie last night while she was ragging. I got a red tongue.

by red badge of courage April 14, 2012

The Mother Tongue

Profanity, especially when used to berate another person.

You should have seen Bill speak the mother tongue to his brother last night.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

tongue emoji

“Anticipating or preparing to put cock into mouth.”

“Can’t wait to see you tomorrow 👅 (tongue emoji).

by DateRapeDave February 4, 2018