grandma

the hottest woman alive, I'm so lucky to have her in my life she's the best girlfriend I could ever ask for.

"You wanna go back to the bedroom Grandma?"

by anonymous May 11, 2023

grandma

smadh

grandma I would smadh you

by Even hotter papi May 11, 2023

pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022

Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner

Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.

by Fajita Jane January 5, 2023

Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

Grandma Hawley

A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.

Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do

by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018

Grandma

When an old person in you family just farts out dust

My dad did a Grandma

by Declan D February 21, 2019