Skip to main content

Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.
Barman? this beer tastes funny!
by anonymous March 8, 2005
mugGet the Bridge House Tavern mug.

Pekka Bridge Spam

Ur completely ass at the game if u use this and u have no father u gay mf kys.
Girl 1: OMG he is so sexy
Girl 2: but he uses pekka bridge spam
Girl 1: oh then he is a retard
mugGet the Pekka Bridge Spam mug.

A bridge too far

Taking on more than you can likely achieve, particularly too many tasks.

While it can imply a long-shot, it connotes more an idea of striving to do more than can be achieved, rather than striving to do a thing that is unlikely to be successful.

The previous definition by "A solid cube of tungsten" had a good historical reference, but the particular example was not quite on point: "The story behind it is that during WWII in 1944, the Allies came up with a plan (Operation Market Garden) to use paratroopers to secure three bridges over three key rivers behind enemy lines in The Netherlands. British forces would then rush forward across all three bridges to relieve the paratroopers, and later push into Germany itself.

It was an extremely ambitious plan. A British commander is alleged to have said “I think we may be going a bridge too far”, and he was right. The American airborne divisions were able to capture the first two bridges, and were relieved. But the British and Polish paratroopers at the third and final bridge at Arnhem were basically wiped out before tanks of the Irish Guards could punch through to reach them. Market Garden was an operational failure."
Modified from the first example:
Person 1: “I’m going to try to finish the essay the morning it’s due, play a round of golf, and then ride my bike to school to drop it off.”
Person 2: “I think that’s a bridge too far buddy...
by DrJoel May 10, 2021
mugGet the A bridge too far mug.

Golden Gape Bridge

A glorious sexual act in which the female

participant performs a bridge, standing up on all fours stomach face up. While she does this, the two male participants, one on either side, proceed to penetrate the female in her mouth and anus, while holding the weight of her body with their arms, suspending her in mid air.
Girl: I wanna try something new and exciting in bed

Gentleman: Let me show what I like to call my Golden Gape Bridge, a special kind of bridge for a special girl I know. It's like the American version of the Eiffel Tower
by S9Staryu November 29, 2018
mugGet the Golden Gape Bridge mug.

fluffy fun bridge

Also known as the taint,the grundle,or the guche, the space between your ass and your balls or vaj.
Amber:"I was laying in bed and I noticed how soft his fluffy fun bridge was."

Samantha:"wow he must be a great guy!"
by berrymicokner June 2, 2014
mugGet the fluffy fun bridge mug.

Dead Man’s Bridge

Noun- the area of skin between the posterior aspect of vagina and the anterior aspect of the anus. Analogous to the tante in a male.
Jav was lucky to have only lost the relationship and not his life attempting to cross dead man’s bridge without proper authorization.
by Javi R April 13, 2023
mugGet the Dead Man’s Bridge mug.

Flesh Bridge in the Kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...
by notsydandmyko January 6, 2021
mugGet the Flesh Bridge in the Kitchen mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email