Blake

Hi Blake! My brain does not feel good. Going to either stab children and/or drone strike politicians.
Hym "Because they are so fucking worthless. They are literally just repeating 'We don't have a king! We have values!" And it's like, 1. You don't get a say in whether or not you have a king. 2. The president of the Jews killed so many children that he ran out of ammunition and then you paid him billions of dollars AND GAVE HIM MORE AMMUNITION 3. You can't filibuster a drone strike so I guess just start drone striking politicians every 3 hours until the pay me for the AI they both stole and gave to Israel to commit a genocide. POLITICIAN GENOCIDE! WOOOOOO!!! Biden lied to everyone about working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Politicians are lying about everything and they need their rights restricted immediately. Bye Blake!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2025
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andrew blake

Not to believe in god is not to believe in andrew Blake
by andyrooooo March 29, 2017
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Blake

hi blake
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Blake Drunk

When you drink too much and you get up and leave the party without saying a word. Your wife suddenly chases after you.
Man, I was Blake Drunk last night. Good times!
by Jmpatx March 12, 2021
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Blake

Blake is the most caring and compassionate man you will ever meet. On bad days he will always check up you to ask how you are doing. He gives the best hugs and has an amazing smile. He is so goofy and a fun-loving person.

As much as he hates school, he sure does love homework.
Person 1: Who are you texting?

Person 2: Blake
by freshrosesinmygarden July 20, 2022
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