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Used when describing the feeling the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
“I’m so hungover! I feel as rough as a badger’s arse!”
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Badger

The king of Ryan’s
Did you see the Badger last night in Ryan’s?
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Badger Raper

slang for the company Bontrager. They make Bicycle wheels and parts
Dude, i just broke another spoke on my badger raper
by Poof Ace the Chump Raper September 10, 2009
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Fanny Badger

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.
"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"
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Beef Badger

Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.
“Yo, I gave her Sarah the old beef badger last night
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badger

She is such a badgerer

She did the badger

She gave him a badger for his birthday
by badgerforlife January 28, 2015
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Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
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