Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

scootnu

when your penis is so enormous it scoots on the floor

ann,” ryan is was a scootnu after we hooked up.”

frank,” nice i should after hooking up with rachel.”

by shrekdad January 4, 2018

SCOOT AND ZOOT

When you're smoking weed while walking around in public

Damn, did you see him scoot and zoot right in front of the police station?

by Clarissa Fray December 3, 2017

shootables

An object suitable or worthy of being shot

"The tank is out of shootables" - quote TalkButNoWalk 2017

by matt8263 March 21, 2018

Scooterdaddle

(Verb) To get motivated to go somewhere. To scoot your ass down the road. Scooter riders riding together

Let's scooterdaddle to the beach.

by EZ B4KED June 10, 2018

scootinany

The Process of taking off all your clothes, and rubbing your anus against the fur of a shag carpet. While scream reading Mein Kampf on live tv.

Look at that Rob is doing the scootinany, I now respect him more than I used too

by FotnawCarllo June 28, 2018

Scoot

An adoopt

Scoots an adoopt cos him mom didn’t aboot (commit prenatal murder/terminoot)

by Socialist Canadia October 15, 2018