Swoopportunity

The delightful set of circumstances that increase the success rate of a successful swoop unto the coveted object of another person.

Randy: OOOOH BOY! Molly Anne Jenkins just drank 16 budweisers, I'm gonna get up on!

Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!

Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!

by Great Blue Heron November 4, 2008

Scoop and Deuce

"Scoop and Deuce" is a term found by BigPig and Rephlexion as well as J-Dangle(socom III people). The term is used in Socom III U.S Navy seals. The term means to equip a silenced weapon and proceed to shoot your teammate in the back. When he turns around you claim "Wow they have great snipers"(Even though it it clinicaly impossible to get a sniper shooting at someone 5 seconds into the game). The term Scoop and Deuce was originally used by the Jews in 102 B.C. It may have meant something like knifing your allies in the back and claiming you dodged a knife from behind and it hit him.

Reph: Big Pig scoop and deuce this bitch hes annoying.
The Bitch: What?
J-Dangle: YUP!!!
BigPig: Yeah man im down for that shit.
The Bitch: What does that mean???
Reph: Oh dude nothing, just something at school
*THE NEXT ROUND**
*Reph shoots the bitch*
The Bitch: WHOA im gettin shot at
J-Dangle: DAM DAWG they are amazing GET DOWN.
The bitch: IM TRYIN THEY SHOOTIN AT ME!!!

by Floppei Wangs July 29, 2008

Scoop-Neck

Typically a Tall Male figure with an unusually long neck

" Hey look there's Scoop-Neck aka Anthony Johnson "

by Juh'Crispy May 29, 2017

steamy chocolate scoops

from finland./When someone has a crooked asshole and shit sprays the back of the john with chocolate chips.

now i'll have to wait til i go home to shat cause some toilet terrorist left steamy chocolate scoops!!!

by Eli Hall December 25, 2004

swoops

Swoops is a word to indicate the act of taking someone's seat, which can only be counter-acted by first saying, "No Swoops".

(Charlie gets up to get a beer) "Swoops, I got your chair biatch," says Eugene. "Damn, I forgot to call no swoops!" says Charlie.

by drakecake April 21, 2006

Scoop

1. A word founded in New York to pick someone up.

Waddup dun? We bout to do this shit for dolo. Imma come scoop you up.

by SHAGUNZ May 4, 2008

luscious scoops of flesh

Bodacious Tatas, Mommy Bags, Tits, breasts, boobies

oh yoozzz jusss jealusss of my luscious scoops of flesh you skank.

by B Dog May 26, 2006