switch

1. A switchblade, a knife with a retractable blade. Also can be used to refer to a butterfly knife.

They started talkin shit so I pulled my switch on em.

The got into a fight and Jimmy slashed him with the switch.

by Tim December 21, 2003

Taylor Swift Complex

A girl who thinks she's stuck in high school.
a more serious case involves women who write pathetic "my heart broke" songs with the same four chords.

Avoid these women at all costs.

Jeanie says she's still heartbroken after her boyfriend in 3rd grade dumped her. That fucking bitch has a serious case of taylor swift complex.

by Penisenvyahha February 21, 2011

Taylor Swifting

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.

"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum

by 93<l<0 August 18, 2012

swiftboating

A political ploy whereby allegations, falsehoods, exaggerations, or distortions are publicized to discredit a person or entity and have the intended effect that public attention is drawn to the ensuing controversy about the veracity of the allegations and away from some other political embarrassment.

Questions about Kerry’s military service and whether he deserved purple heart medals was swiftboating the public’s attention from whether or not Bush was AWOL.

by Nels Christianson October 14, 2006

swifty

A single beer that is drank in between activities. Can develop into a session if the mood is right, and the drinkers have suitable kung fu money.

"Want to go down the Fishermans for a swifty?"
"Yeah yeah, you know"

by Sharp-y August 27, 2005

Ditch the bitch and make the switch

Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.

Dan, you need to ditch the bitch and make the switch.

by etzlivuur May 25, 2011

Swifty

Catching a blowie after a T-Swift concert from a middle aged abnormally obsessed Taylor Swift fan.

I got a “swifty” from that recently divorced mom after the Taylor Swift concert last night.

by Dwilliams212 May 29, 2023