Strawberry Bastard

Consuming a bottled beverage, using a bendy straw which allows the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

See 'Strawpedo'

"Another round of Strawberry Bastards!!"

"Anyone fancy a Strawberry Bastard?"

Strawberry Bastard by Team Romford April 21, 2008

Strawberry Swing 

When a girl starts going all bitch during her period.

John: "Wow, Sue went ape shit on Dave today."

Chris: "Don't mind her; she's just on her strawberry swing."

Strawberry Swing by SpicyPoyratez February 24, 2009

strawberry yum yum 

Nasty and/or unidentified CRAP on any object in or around your house/pockets

Dude, i picked up my phone and it had this disgusting "Strawberry Yum Yum" on it! EWWW!

strawberry yum yum by David the douchebag May 3, 2008

Strawberry Jam 

also, the act of dildo-ing yourself and/or others during menses (that's another word for 'period'), referring also to the aftermath of mung and chud which can further be used as a party favor.

1. Godd@m i love to eat your pussy after you strawberry jam that fucker.

2. Oh baby! there's still some strawberry jam crust on your favorite dildo from LAST month; do you want to use it anyway?

Strawberry Jam by pharaohmoan June 8, 2009

Strawberry Ice Cream 

Another word for a penis,cock,dick,wang, schlong

Can I have some Strawberry Ice Cream for dessert?

Strawberry Ice Cream by Mike Krotch November 6, 2007

Strawberry Milkshake

The act of mixing the girl's "crimson tide" with the man's jizz and making a pink coloured "milkshake"

I made some strawberry milkshake with mandy last night and I made her drink it all before I kicked her in the face

Strawberry Milkshake by midget^ September 19, 2005

Strawberry Love Pudding 

Bloody cum, jizz, semen, etc.

I jacked off to hard and shot strawberry love pudding.

I dropped a needle in my cock and cut something, then I jacked off and I shot strawberry love pudding.

Strawberry Love Pudding by SEXYWORDDEALER October 10, 2008