Scoop

A word used to exclaim exasperation, surprise, or complete disbelief in response to something random, negative, or offensive.

"Dude I heard that Tom's dad died."
"What????"
"Yeah dude."
"SCOOP!"

by daevilbastard November 6, 2010

scooping

When a girl is facing away from a guy, and the guy sticks his hand down her pants from behind, making a scooping motion from her front to back.

Did you see that? Young was scooping that chick on the dance floor!

by Ramyun January 21, 2009

yo so stoopid

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.

"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF

by Dave March 28, 2004

The Scoop

See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 22, 2003

shtoops

a term of agreement

"that trick better not come back around","shtoops"

by deez nutz May 3, 2003

scoopy straw

A piece of a drinking straw, approximately an inch and a half to two inches long, with the top half of the tip of one end cut off. (Similar to the red ICEE straws.) Designed for getting powdered drugs neatly and safely out of their baggies and onto a mirror or counter for sniffing.

Gimme that scoopy straw and a blade, Ill lay you out a line.

by KrEl November 11, 2006

scoop-dunk

when you cock block on your friends attempt to get a girl causing him to lose in the process and you go home with her

"damn, im really upset at tommy he scoop-dunked the shit out of me''

''do you see john over there, i am going to scoop-dunk him so bad''

by chalupablatman November 4, 2013