Stoner’s Chess 

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.

Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.

Stoner’s Chess by Tim Books June 28, 2020

Stoner Hat 

Something blake and logan share when they start levitating and shit off the nic

Damn Logan you look buzzed as shit, why you not wearing the stoner hat?

Stoner Hat by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020

Stoner Pussy

Stoner Pussy happens after the consumption of oui’d whether it be smoking eating or drinking. Like how when you sweat it smells like weed because the THC stores itself in fat cells, except it’s your puss juices.

Just flicked the bean and i def have stoner pussy

Stoner Pussy by kittykueen July 12, 2020

Stoner Cab 

Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab

Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night

Stoner Cab by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020

Stoner sushi 

Food — A Swedish fish with a wasabi almond on top

I got super baked and at a shit-ton of stoner sushi.

Stoner sushi by The new dr Ruth August 8, 2020

Stoner Creek 

A creek in Soddy-Daisy where smoke spots are plentiful and people frequently get high

Lets go to the smoke spot in the woods near Stoner Creek

Stoner Creek by El gay El Rod October 7, 2020

Stoner boner 

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

Stoner boner by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020