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NO squirt September

No squirt September , or NSQ, Is where for the whole month of September girls who play with themselves or thinking about getting dicked down won’t be able to. This is a challenge for girls not to do anything freaky to themselves or with any guys that will get them wet.
Isaiah: "Baby u tryna get dicked down tn?"
Vivian: "No babe, I'm tryna pass No squirt September."
Isaiah: "What's that?"
by George gets play November 5, 2022
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Sea Squirt

"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."
by my name thor November 14, 2022
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first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022
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Herschel Squirts

When a man has unprotected sex with many women and it results in many kids to different mothers.
He has 4 kids to 4 different women. He suffers from a major case of the Herschel Squirts.
by RozMaToz October 6, 2022
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Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit
Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.
by Allcity82 January 12, 2022
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fire fighting squirt

Heavy ejaculation from a woman's vagina.
" we where fucking, she had those fire fighting squirt(s) and I slipped on the linoleum."
by Smuchuu January 16, 2022
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Squirt flashbang

For example: stop pulling the squirt flashbang on my face!
by Joey kontenrimmer May 13, 2022
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