Sploogeburn

a stinging, fiery expulsion of semen caused primarily by an unhealthy diet consisting of peanut butter, hotsauce, jack daniels, 5-day old Mexican food left in the fridge, and listening to Kanye West. Symptoms include painful, fiery secretions, burning sensations in the genital region, and total scrotal implosion.

That slut from the busstop gave me relentless sloogeburn

Hey Kanye, stop making music so I can actually enjoy life for once. It's hard to carry on with this immense case of sploogeburn.

by sidexwalk September 4, 2012

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sploogelord

When the recipient recieves a lot of cum also known as "splooge".

Hello sploogelord, last night was an amazing night.

by Flawlesspls January 20, 2016

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Sploogemop

Someone who has surpassed the level of being a douchbag but not quite a mother fucker. Total cockiness is at hand; he (lets face it, it'll be a guy) won't punch children but will annoy the shit out of you, chances are, your evening will be ruined by him. The bar you met him at will be permanently tainted (you'll avoid it at all cost and tell your friends to never go there in fear of this given person will be there); a group of these types can be referred to as a "closet of sploogemops."

Ugh... Nick is working tonight; total sploogemop I slept with him and he texted me the next day with "that was a big load I dropped, right?" Let's not go here, we're better off at a Chili's.

by Proud gemini November 14, 2016

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sploogesprayed

Seaman is sprayed all over a large area of the body.
Commonly ejactulated in the face and neck .

Man I was so excited I accidentally sploogesprayed all over her face..She was so surprised!

Man I was so excited I accidentally sploogesprayed all over her face..She was so surprised!

by Iwishicould May 12, 2018

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