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Yoinky Sploinky

the Yoinky Sploinky is a term that describes pulling off a goofy dance move
by Painbreak April 29, 2023
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splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.
That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.
by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023
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Sheet Splooger

Someone who has sex so often, he earned the title of Sheet Splooger
Jessie, did you see george? they say he's "The Infamous Sheet Splooger"!
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The Sploindinger

Noun:

Shoving an entire arm into the rectum of another human, and using them as a puppet.
"I gave that idiot The Sploindinger yesterday..."
by Sploindinger central July 31, 2023
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Turkish Saloon

Her first job out of highschool she answered an add to be an enetertainer on a cruise ship and she ended up being the main attraction at some random turkish saloon for about 3 months until she died.
by BeardSalad August 23, 2023
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Vagina Sploof

When someone blows a raspberry on a vagina and the vagina talks back with a little quiff quiff.
Yo, I totally got my girl to vagina sploof last night.
by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024
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Yoinky Sploinky

A slang word for Vehicular Manslaughter.
Often used in GenZ Memes.
Ted: Dude I just did a Yoinky Sploinky down the road.
John: TED, WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST RUN OVER 2 CHILDREN?
Ted: yes...
by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024
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