An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
Get the Sperm-Whalingmug. Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.
Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023
Get the Sperm Lockedmug. A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
by ALDND January 30, 2025
Get the Sperm Baby Massacremug. by SPERM EJACULATOR January 12, 2017
Get the sperm worldmug. by Sean Callahan (always right) May 12, 2020
Get the sperm chodemug. An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.
Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!
by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025
Get the Sperm Banksymug. The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022
Get the Montclair Sperm Donor Centremug.